Make a wish...At a price!

This is a forum game that I found on another forum. I got really bored so I thought we could do something fun, repetitive, and mindless.

Here is teh rules:

The poster says something to the above person about their wish. It has to be granted, but something bad has to happen.
Then that poster makes another wish. And so on.

For example:
Starter: I wish to be #1 poster.
Poster: Granted, but a mod deletes 99.99% of your posts. You're not #1 anymore.

I wish for Coke.

Poster #2: Granted, but when you open the bottle it fizzes onto your face.
(And so on)

Lets start!!!


I wish for a burger. XD

Granted, but the burger patty is still frozen and green for some reason.....

I wish for a new car

Granted, but the car will die the day you get it.


I wish for new music to listen too.

granted, but the music is sung by really annoying high-pitched voices


I wish I could fly

Granted but you can only fly upside down while peeing...

I wish i could have eternal life.

Granted, but you will be blown into pieces and buried in a hole. (lolz like Hidan) XD


I wish I had a time machine.

Granted but you can only go to the time where the earth hadn't even been created yet.

I wish that i was god.

Granted, but people dont know who u are

I wish I was invisible

Granted but your blind
I wish I could communicate with all life forms.

Granted but they all talk bad and insult you all the time...

I wish i could see the future.

Granted but you can only see the bad stuff that happens to the people you know and care about.
I wish I was a cyborg who could never die

Granted, but I control you!!!!

I wish to be the best liar in the world

Granted, You have an incredible body odor so every one stays away from you
I wish I lived in the Naruto universe and was the strongest ninja of all time

Granted, but Kishimoto discontinues Naruto


I wish for a cookie

Granted, but it's raisin and lard flavored.........laced with cyanide.

I wish for the Batmobile

granted but its filled with dog and cat crap! lol....

I wish for more beer a porn star... with no side attachments lol!!!

granted, but STD's are not fun

I wish I was a dog

Granted, but your hearts to small and you die within a couple of days
I wish I could meet an alien

Granted, but you get probed............badly.

I wish that I could whistle

Granted, but every time you whistle you let off a sound that attracts rats.
I wish I could read without glasses

Granted but your eyes set on fire everytime u read

I wish I had a new ps3

Granted, but a few days after you get it, robbers break into your house and steal it.

I wish I had pie~<3

After the first 100 digits, you are destroyed by your level-i flare.

I wish for some good-quality Dark Knight armour.

Granted, but Joker steals it

I wish I had an island

Granted, but you're all alone.

I wish I had better drawing abilities.